There are many terrifying details that have emerged from the Diddy story, including everything from assaults to apparently setting Kid Cudi’s car on fire.

However, of all of these details, one has lingered in the popular imagination: Why did Diddy have 1,000 bottles of baby oil?

It’s a perplexing question, especially after adult actors have gone on the record saying that baby oil isn’t the best for a sex party. Now, it seems Diddy’s lawyer has an answer. In short, Diddy lived near a Costco, and Americans like to buy in bulk.

Well, that explains everything!

Diddy’s lawyer claims that Diddy has so much baby oil because he lives down the street from Costco and buys in bulk. pic.twitter.com/SsuztvDTbB

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